 |
|  |
|
Ecstasy is Safe, but Dick Cheney is Dangerous |
|
Ooh the Sloth writes "British and American scientists have confirmed what chemical ravers have known for years... real ecstasy (MDMA) is safe and that Dick Cheney is a dangerous prick intent on starting World War III. Read all about it in the UK Guardian here and here respectively. Now if only we can get Dick to drop a few e-bombs instead of real bombs then we would all be better off. Unless of course they made him die from a heart attack which would disprove the aforementioned findings by scientists."
Submitted by ooh456 on 2002-09-02 06:02:58
|
There are 14 user comments
|
|
Re: Ecstasy is Safe, but Dick is Dangerous by Anonymous on Monday, September 02 @ 06:02:58 PDT | | Dick would definitely die if he dropped an ebomb. Because he is an old stodgy fart and the revelations the pill would give him would make him kill himself in a deep wave of regret over wasting his life in the pursuit of becoming a real life Darth Vader.
Ditto for Rumsfield. |
|
|
Re: Ecstasy is Safe, but Dick is Dangerous by Anonymous on Monday, September 02 @ 06:02:58 PDT | | You make a mockery of the political process. If Saddam has chemical and nuclear bombs then we need to get Saddam. Period. He is going to do something crazy like blow up France or something before we pay some attention to him. Where will I get my wine after that? |
|
|
Re: Ecstasy is Safe, but Dick is Dangerous by Anonymous on Monday, September 02 @ 06:02:58 PDT | | Ecstasy is 'SAFE' in terms of dying. There are many other affects though, not discluding Brain Damage. I've seen many people get twitches and basically unsetteled souls from the affects of Ecstacy and LSD (which the drug manufacurers use as a cheap alternative to MDMA). There is so much that a average teenager doesn't know, and when they realise once they have taken the drug, it's too late. Taking Ecstacy is a one-way-ticket to uncertainty. The brain goes wrong for lot's of people _without_ taking any druigs that directly affect the thought processes. DON'T DO IT KIDS. You may think your safe from detection now, and the affects only last a few days, and the blood is clear after a few weeks, but the mental affects will last your entire life. You see, and I know, once you take even one E, on a mental level, you can never be sure that what you are thinking is 'pure' thought, your thoughts will always be altered by the drug. Even if you think your sane, how do you know? Your only reference point to sanity is your conciousness, and the E is taken to effect that very thing, to raise it to a lower level. Ask yourself, 'am I sane?' and then ask 'how do I know?'. It's because of what you tell yourself, and you don't want Ecstacy telling you your feeling better or worse than you actually do.
And to those people who have already taken Ecstacy, LSD, Speed. Pot, the next time you get a shiver down the spine, just for information, 8 years after my last E, I still don't know if mine are drug fuelled or not.
Also, the drugs used to treat Drug Induced paranoia, depression and other mental proble,s by the medical professionals, have question marks over their saftey, particularily Selective Serotonin Re-uptake Inhibitors (SSRIs). I took them for 3 or 4 years, only to read that many people are having bad side effects now, I'm off them and are taking a valium type replacement, 3 times a day.
Wht I'm trying to say is just don;t mess with the brain. It is super complex, it has billions of brain cells, all cross referenced, which makes a very-very-very big number. It holds the soul, and without it, someone is useless. Also, it may use quantum mechanics, including other parallel universes, to help with it's operation, and all taking drugs does is pollute that 'cloud'. Think about thought, it is cloudy.
And if anyone wants to take drugs after all that, just take it from me, they mess your brain up bad.
Life is complicated enough, and drugs don't help.
I'm male, but I've also read that Female are affected more by drugs. If you think about it, women are _FAR_ less agressive than men, and every time you take a drug, your struggling against it, so they are more likely to be badly affected.
Your last unailenble right in life is to say no, and I suggest you use it at will. |
|
|
Re: Ecstasy is Safe, but Dick is Dangerous by Anonymous on Monday, September 02 @ 06:02:58 PDT | | Ecstacy was a contributing factor to 72 deaths in the UK last year. |
|
|
Re: Ecstasy is Safe, but Dick is Dangerous by Anonymous on Monday, September 02 @ 06:02:58 PDT | | Bollocks |
|
|
Re: Ecstasy is Safe, but Dick is Dangerous by Anonymous on Monday, September 02 @ 06:02:58 PDT | | Um...Drugs are bad Umkay.. |
|
|
Re: Ecstasy is Safe, but Dick is Dangerous by Anonymous on Monday, September 02 @ 06:02:58 PDT | ***** that. Saddam is really a threat? u.s.a goverment hasnt showed any proves that irak has quimical weapons. They just want their oil. If saddan had weapons, war is not thesolution.
nl_libero2000@hotmail.com |
|
|
Re: Ecstasy is Safe, but Dick is Dangerous by Anonymous on Monday, September 02 @ 06:02:58 PDT | the problem is not the drug. Is the person, or is the system where that person is on. Ppay attention to doctors, not to stupid people that try to help with personal opinion and really do nothing.
nl_libero2000@hotmail.com |
|
|
Re: Ecstasy is Safe, but Dick is Dangerous by Anonymous on Monday, September 02 @ 06:02:58 PDT | | I'd have to totally agree here. Dick WOULD die if he dropped E, but that's purely because of the heart problems he has. So, someone needs to slip the guy some E and get it over with. |
|
|
Re: Ecstasy is Safe, but Dick is Dangerous by Anonymous on Monday, September 02 @ 06:02:58 PDT | | or you could not take ecstacy, be sober , THEN ask yourself "am I sane?" and you still wouldnt really know now would you? |
|
|
Re: Ecstasy is Safe, but Dick is Dangerous by ooh456 on Monday, September 02 @ 06:02:58 PDT | What about all those chemical weapons they found in Iraq?
|
|
|
Re: Ecstasy is Safe, but Dick is Dangerous by Anonymous on Monday, September 02 @ 06:02:58 PDT | | No French wine? You have a point there. |
|
|
Re: Ecstasy is Safe, but Dick is Dangerous Posted by Pulp on 2005-05-19 01:48:06 | Quote:
"LSD (which the drug manufacurers use as a cheap
alternative to MDMA)"
You are a RETARD! |
|
|
Re: Ecstasy is Safe, but Dick is Dangerous Posted by Pulp on 2005-05-19 01:49:21 | What were the other contributing factors?
300 people per year die from aspirin in the USA. That does not make it dangerous. |
|
|
| |
 |
Login |
 |
|
 |
Options |
 |
|
|