It seems life in China is so boring and repressed that kids must visit secret underground clubs in order to use the uncensored Internet. There they sit, smoking Double Happiness cigarettes and playing death match games. Are these the opium dens of the present? Why are we so boring nowadays? We need a revolution. I yearn for the good old days when opium was legal and kids used drugs to be bad instead of playing Quake in a crowded room.